Lynda Ann Christensen

Lynda Ann Paisley-Christensen March 28, 1962 – January 10, 2026 Lynda Ann Paisley-Christensen, 63, of Sterling Heights, Michigan, passed away on January 10, 2026, following a courageous and lionhearted battle with head and neck cancer. She faced her illness with strength, grace, and the same unmistakable sparkle she carried throughout her life even after her voice was gone. Lynda was born on March 28, 1962, in Warren, Michigan, to Betty Allen and James Paisley. A captivating figure skater in her youth, she was discovered early and traveled across the globe, appearing in magazines and turning heads wherever she went. While she was known for her striking beauty, those who loved her most will remember her for her infectious goofiness, her unwavering love for the Detroit Lions, and perhaps most iconically her great hair. Lynda often joked that she related to flamingos: fabulous legs, unapologetically pink, and never afraid to stand out. She was never one to hide in the background, always ready to spread her feathers and steal the show. Her heart truly sparkled in the summertime, when her favorite days were spent on the boat or at the beach, Pinot Grigio in hand, soaking up the sun and life itself. While this notice marks her passing, it also serves as a formal warning to hairspray companies everywhere to forecast lower sales next quarter. Lynda adored her big hair, high heels, and beloved purse dog, and she was perpetually planning her next road trip with her sweetheart by her side. Lynda was preceded in death by her father, James Paisley; her sister, Kelly Kidder; and her soul dog and “favorite child,” Simon David. An extraordinary daughter, devoted mother, adoring grandmother, cherished aunt, and loyal friend, Lynda is survived by her partner of twenty years, her other half, John Jakuszanek, and her cherished dog, Otis David. She leaves behind her children: Krystina (Billy) Maday, Ashley (Frank) Christensen, Jason (Andrea) Jakuszanek, and Amanda (Ryan) Hurt. She was a proud and devoted grandmother to Dominic, Gabby, Addison, Brooke, Bri, Stuart, and Owen. She is also survived by her sister, Leslie (Kip) Paisley; nieces Jenny and Jamie; and nephew Kenji. Visitation will be held at Wujek Calcaterra & Sons Inc., Sterling Heights, on January 18, 2026, from 3:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. In Lynda’s memory, family encourages guests to wear pink accessories and use their favorite hairspray, honoring her joy, her style, and her spirit. Lynda was an eye donor. In her honor, the family kindly requests that memorial contributions be made to the Eversight Vision Foundation. Please share memories with the family at their "On-Line Guestbook" at WujekCalcaterra.com

Lynda Ann Christensen

March 28, 1962 - January 10, 2026